An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.
“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”
by mducrane March 27, 2011

Me: when we get married, we should be best friends, husband and wife, and boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time, AKA relationship-ception
Kenzie: Yee Haw to That
Kenzie: Yee Haw to That
by Tykoi July 17, 2021

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.
These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage
These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage
Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.
by ProfessorGOD August 29, 2018

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

When you’re S/O’s friend’s monitor everything you do/ have done just for the sole reason to report it to your partner to attempt to cause issues with your relationship
Damn nigga get your relationship warrior ass
friends and tell them to go somewhere. They're
causing unnecessary issues for us.
friends and tell them to go somewhere. They're
causing unnecessary issues for us.
by John_Wick_slayer69 August 27, 2022

(Referring to the monogamous, romantic and/or sexual form)
A bond between two people greater than all other bonds, one where the two love and care for each other immensely and would do anything to make the other feel happy. On the outside, it may not seem like much, but those in a true relationship feel a powerful amount of happiness from their significant other, and there is nothing more they would want to be doing than be around them.
Everyone has somebody that will make them feel that way and feel the same way about them, but some feel alot of pain in not finding that person right away, but with enough searching, they will ultimately find each other.
A bond between two people greater than all other bonds, one where the two love and care for each other immensely and would do anything to make the other feel happy. On the outside, it may not seem like much, but those in a true relationship feel a powerful amount of happiness from their significant other, and there is nothing more they would want to be doing than be around them.
Everyone has somebody that will make them feel that way and feel the same way about them, but some feel alot of pain in not finding that person right away, but with enough searching, they will ultimately find each other.
I see alot of negativity surrounding relationships, but my relationship with Charlotte makes me feel like the happiest person in the world!
by Hario337 May 12, 2020
