You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you?
Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.
Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.
by Fuck’nClownShoes July 4, 2021
When a person comes to your house on business but is actually just casing it to come back later and rob you.
by The trashy hog February 18, 2022
The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!
person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
by xxelmexx February 13, 2020
When a rather large man puts his tip into a small woman's vaginal opening, jumps into the air, slams her against the bed, and thrusts his entire dick inside of her, practically balls deep. This usually ends in ruptured insides and loss of a partner.
"Hey, man, how was the date? Did you guys smash?"
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
by MoistAndThrobbing December 22, 2017
A slick mofo who likes to smile at girls and make them yearn for him. Specifically red head art majors. Enjoys tea and bacon burgers. Body count is in the hundreds, but tells people he’s a virgin so he can keep it climbing.
Girl 1: Yo is that virgin over there giving me eyes?
Girl 2: Nah he’s just giving you that “Ol Nate Sherrod” work
Girl 2: Nah he’s just giving you that “Ol Nate Sherrod” work
by youngman39 November 3, 2021
by Dirtyharry103 July 30, 2022
by LIKEBUMBUM August 17, 2021