by XNXIETY January 31, 2025
Get the OFFICER DAVIDmug. the professional's consultation room.
enters the doctor's office as a patient
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
Get the Officemug. When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
by Kentich January 4, 2024
Get the Office Headphone Syndromemug. Hym "Why should people have to sit there and listen to you lecture them when you are lying blatantly about what actually took place? Jan 6th did not result in the death of police officers. The BLM protests DID result in the death of police officers. What you are doing here is insane. You need to be murdered for this. You need to correct the video or you need to die. That is what happens to you in a just world."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
Get the Result in the death of police officersmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Chief Executive Officer SlUow chieF executivE officeR<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Used to greet the jewish officer that is hiding behind a persona of a pretty girl sharing right-wing political outlook on social media.
by SkibitiKrzysiu82 June 22, 2024
Get the Shalom officermug. Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.
Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.
by Emmie The Spiteful January 2, 2018
Get the office fridgemug.