Sympathy Drunk

Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.

"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"

by Don'tTreadOnMe August 2, 2013

energy drunk

derived from "energy drink." Energy drunk is a mixture of alcohol and any type of energy drink.

cop: Hey, you cant drink alcohol in here.

drinker: Oh man, i spent all day mixing this shit

cop: Wait dude is that energy drunk? Gimmie some of that shit bitch

by neep15 August 15, 2009

drunk dial

the best way to tell the chick you are infatuated with that you want to sleep with her in the near future. it is often helped if the number of beers your mates have drunk is also quite high and they are very perswasive

billy: im not sure if i should tell jane how i feel about her
bob: go for it dude, what can go wrong?
billy: ive had 6 beers in the last hour i dunno
bob: nah man, you gotta tell her sometime, i will help you out
billy: yeah alright, wheres my phone, time to drunk dial jane

by super billy bob October 24, 2006

Cheerios Drunk

A level of drunk so profound that you have an incessant need for Cheerios or another food and no amount of embarrassment will stop you.

Dang did you see Nicole last night? She was Cheerios Drunk, she was eating them straight off the floor faster then my dyson could.

by Ace 26 July 2, 2017

drunk file

When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.

Dude, i totally sent my taxes to cananda, im such a dummy for drunk fileng.

by peteycrack April 8, 2010

Sleep Drunk

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation

A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof

by Itsa Me Chui January 26, 2019

ranch drunk

(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

by Ross the Sauce November 2, 2006