cool story bro

An appropriate response to a story that is not believable without proof and no proof was provided.

Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.

Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks!
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.

by gd1 December 1, 2009

never ending story

the song that was played in the last episode of the hit netflix series “stranger things 3” that changed the world.

after watching stranger things 3, i couldn’t stop singing never ending story. “turn around, look at what you see...”

by heatherholloways October 2, 2019

Private Time Story

A private story where you let your audience know who you would like to have sex with

I Will Like To Fuck ****** In My Private Time Story

by Brian Handler February 23, 2020

cool story bro

a troll's last resort, often used when the troll has no other defense to use

i like horror movies. no they suck. your movies suck. my movies kick ass. and my movies kick ass too. cool story bro

by chazm00 May 8, 2010

Snapchat Story Hoe

Someone who posts large amounts of unnecessary pictures and sayings.

Dennis is a Snapchat Story Hoe, he won't stop posting stupid shit.

by Necrofeliac January 16, 2017

Cool Story Bro

A response to any of the comments made by Junaid Yasin, a brown senior at Parkway West High School because everything he says has completely no relevance to the current conversation. Cool Story Bro is also known as the "ultimate shutdown".

Cool story bro.

by coolstorybro123456 February 22, 2011

Nuetral Story, ODST

*Can be used to counter 'Sad Story'*

When a friend tells you something of little relevance to your life/day but it very much affects their life/day so, in an attempt to be a good friend (meh) you acknowledge their plight but put it our of your mind immediately with a verbal recognition that yes, you heard them (and you really don't care). And you like Halo.

Friend #1: ...And so my cat killed my sisters teddy bear hamster and I woke up spooning it's dead corpse!!! :( :(

Friend #2: .....NUETRAL STORY, ODST.

Friend #1: *cries*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010