Red shirt woman

a mean woman with a red shirt on who pulls Noah Schnapp fans away from him

Ew did u saw that vid where the red shirt woman pulled Noah’s fans away?

by Bylerdepression January 21, 2019

waifu shirt

a shirt with a waifu on it

person 1: "wow, did you see nik with his shitty waifu shirt? pussy"
person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking weeaboo

by dyespresso August 29, 2018

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

Brown Shirt

Feces colored shirt

Usually brown shirts look like someone smeared a thick milkshake like shit upon your shirt. Shouldn’t have pissed em’ off..

Dude 1 “hey man, what’s up?”
Dude 2 “ not much, your brown shirt is pretty sweet.”

by Anthonysk8r May 19, 2018

bub shirt

A flannel shirt usually insulated worn by southern men.."bubbas"

Man, its cold outside...grab my bub shirt for me

by Donnawilllose July 15, 2019

Brett Shirt

A flashy and sometimes un-tasteful piece of clothing , usually a really bad Hawaiian short-sleeve button-up.

Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.

Tom- Jeez Mat did you see Jake wearing that ugly shirt?

Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.

by The Space Jew April 21, 2019

Pussy shirt

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.

“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”

by PilsnerUrquell May 12, 2019