The act in which you fake your orgasm due to, exudation, he/she is getting bored, or you are fucked up
"Dude I had to fake nut because I was so drunk. I did no want her to think she can't make be blow my load"
by Cryptomnesia January 21, 2016
Get the fake nutmug. When you're doing a girl and you pull out and spit on her back, so she thinks you came. When she turns around you jizz in her face
by Thrashed16 March 20, 2011
Get the The Fake Outmug. When your friend says he's okay with anything but is actually not really okay with anything(everything).
You: Jeremy Tan, What should we have for lunch?
Jeremy Tan: Anything
You: Okay I'll get us some pizza.
Jeremy Tan: Can we not have pizza today?
You: Okay.. then I get us Chicken Rice instead.
Jeremy Tan: Sorry I just had chicken rice yesterday, maybe other food options?
You: what? fake anything.. *unfriend* *block*
Jeremy Tan: Anything
You: Okay I'll get us some pizza.
Jeremy Tan: Can we not have pizza today?
You: Okay.. then I get us Chicken Rice instead.
Jeremy Tan: Sorry I just had chicken rice yesterday, maybe other food options?
You: what? fake anything.. *unfriend* *block*
by Calebby January 12, 2022
Get the Fake Anythingmug. Someone who
-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.
-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.
-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.
-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.
-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.
-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.
-might even be insane.
-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.
-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.
-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.
-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.
-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.
-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.
-might even be insane.
by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017
Get the Fake Friendmug. A sport where the outcome of the matches are rigged or predetermined. For example: Pro Wrestling. Companies like WWE, TNA, Ring of Honor etc. are based on pro wrestling where all the matches are staged.
Person 1: Wow Steven, did you know that that Undertaker crucified Stone Cold Steve Austin last night?
Person 2: Dude don't you know that WWF is fake?
Person 1: Whaddaya mean?
Person 2: It's not real, there is no dead man who is alive, nor he can crucify a person on TV and get away with it. It's the same as Santa Claus. It's a fake sport, fiction for children. Sorry to break it down like this
Person 1: 'sobbing' It's still real to me dammit !
Person 2: Dude don't you know that WWF is fake?
Person 1: Whaddaya mean?
Person 2: It's not real, there is no dead man who is alive, nor he can crucify a person on TV and get away with it. It's the same as Santa Claus. It's a fake sport, fiction for children. Sorry to break it down like this
Person 1: 'sobbing' It's still real to me dammit !
by not_a_fag January 7, 2016
Get the Fake sportmug. when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.
by HRM SMK April 3, 2008
Get the Fake tightmug. by duhduhduh6 February 9, 2012
Get the fake-tippingmug.