Extendable Neck

An extendable neck is a creature of whom appears in human form, But when in need of Food it's neck can extend upwards and then bend and flex all directions in order to consume It's prey. It Began It's life eating all the Dinner Plates, so much so that his mother had to begin using paper plates so That her Money would not be wasted on Expensive Plates that would go into his stomach. He then began eating His School Bags, Hence His school bag changed everyday Until eventually he gave up on them. When The Neck retartacts it forms a giant skinlike bulge on the outside of the creatures former human body and it just becomes a giant slug rolling wround everywhere leaving behind a trail of sweat due to the excessive heat between the former body and it's skin flaps created by the necks extensions. There is One Feamle Extendable although the original is male, The Female Is exactly the same except her origins come from to much physical bifn with the Original extendable and She Features more Buck Teeth & Frizzy Heat Damaged Hair. Other Names used For the main creature (male) = Extendy Neck, Extendy, Extendable, Extoondi, Mumbai & Mumbo.

Look, It's Extendable Neck!

Oh My Gosh Dosn't that guy resemble The Extendable Neck?

by Jason Savagal January 16, 2009

Roxbury Neck

A neck injury caused by doing the Roxbury Dance. Usually turns up five days after public performance. You know you have a Roxbury Neck when you can't turn your head to the right and if you try, it will hurt as hell.

Apply Tiger balm on spot in order to deliver bad ass moves next time you're out dancing.

My Roxbury Neck keeps me from working out. CHEERS

by Dr Phol March 12, 2011

neck queef

a neck queef, It's when you cut someones neck, and hold the laceration together slightly, so when the blood is squirting out of the artery in the neck, it sounds like a queef

i was on the deep web, some guy living with a girl, told them to do a neck queef, he fucking did it lmao.

by beandok January 22, 2019

neck head

someone who deserves a neck
a very retarded person
a ver ridiculous person

Shut up neck head!
Whatever neck head!
Tell his neck headed self whats up!
He's the neck head masta flex!

by matB August 17, 2006

crack neck

1. A jerk. An annoying or obnoxious person.
2. A person who doesn't respect others
3. A selfish, rude, or inconsiderate person

1. Dude! Don't invite that crack neck to the party, we' ll all suffer!
2. That crack neck just cut into my lane without signalling.
3. Karl is such a crack neck. He showed up to my formal party wearing sandals drinking Boone's out of a brown paper bag.

by cyberpunk42 February 9, 2005

krispy neck

Some fucking good head.

She kept givin me that krispy neck all night long.

by Ling Ho March 27, 2008

Respect the neck

Respecting someone’s neck it showing that you respect them as a whole human being if you wants to show respect to someone say that you respect there neck

I respect that mans neck.

This shows that you respect the man you are talking about. Respect the neck- the act of showing respect

by Pimp Daddy Lawg April 15, 2019