National Crocs Day

National Crocs Day! Wear crocs and slap anyone who does not wear them!!!

It is national Crocs Day Bitches!!!

by Cooliogirl October 22, 2019

national bed day

June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down

person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/

by orange_you_tired February 12, 2022

National Hoshi Day

December 24th - the birthday of an oc named Hoshi Aoki, also the day her mom passed away. Hoshi is such a girlboss and material gworl. She is an icon.

“ Hey, did you know that tomorrow is National Hoshi Day? “

“ Oh, really? Woohoo! I’ve been waiting for this all year! “

by ashy z! December 12, 2021

National tittle day

May 6th every girl you know has to show you their tits

Yo wanna come over?
Nah it’s National tittle day gotta get them pics

by Blackman9182762 May 5, 2022

National Corndog Day

March 18th

Let’s go get some corn dogs because it’s National Corndog Day!

by cornilius.duh February 25, 2023

National Fingering Day

May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.

Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?

Camielle: Eww no, why?

Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!

Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.

by Jennie1257 May 5, 2019

National Rape Day

April 24th is a day that’s supposed to be about honoring and respecting survivors of rape and assault, but has instead been turned into a horrible “joke” made by degenerate fucking TikTok incels, where they think it’s okay to go out and assault someone.

Incel: It’s a National Rape Day, you better hide your kids ;)

Good Person: Congratulations asshole, you just ruined a day that was supposed to be about respect. Fuck you.

Incel: It’s just a joke you’re so sensitive LMAO

Good Person: You know what is funny, your deceased father.

by DefiantSinger October 11, 2023