Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.

I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

Nap Fishing

Similar to cat fishing. When someone on their dating profile doesn’t tell you something like they have narcolepsy.

Man: “ I am a victim of a professional nap fisher. I caught her on the first date asleep in her food. And I realized she had narcolepsy and hadn’t disclosed that to me. Low and behold, a nap fishing traumatic event. “

by Borracha Grace October 2, 2021

Misleading time nap

When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally

My insomnia made me take a Misleading time nap before studying for the final.

by Useful words unpublished December 4, 2021

thrill napped

When you're on a trip to a roller coaster park and you wake up in the middle of the night thinking you're friend is in the room with you saying everyone has been kidnapped.

Talking to someone you think is there when you wake up in the middle of the night saying people you were with have vanished.

Verb: The act of napping when on a coaster.

"DID Y'ALL GET THRILL NAPPED?"

by GG6 June 25, 2014

Nap

You’re going to sleep through it.

Let’s go to school, no that’s nap!

by Bcw February 19, 2019

Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

Nap Hopping

When Sarah jumps from one nap location to another.

Sarah is nap hopping.

by MFolofy September 23, 2021