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Post Non Consensual Sex

The type of sex where afterwards you regret your decision and wish you had said "No".
Friend 1: "I went to this party the other night and I ended up doing -something-"

Friend 2: "You wish you said 'No' now huh?"

Friend 1: "Yeah..."

Friend 2: "Post Non Consensual sex gets you every time bro..."
by ParalysisAlice May 12, 2011
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Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet

When a strap-on, angled 15 degrees to the left, is mounted on the forehead of any authority figure and then used to penetrate any orifice of the human body. Usually followed by the infamous Viking Bronze Hammer.

Those who propagate the Non-Euclidean Sun Bonnet are oft referred to as 'Bonneteers'.
Bitch came back from work late, so I stuck her with the Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet and followed it up with a Viking Bronze Hammer. This was all, of course, after I kicked her down the stairs.
by St. Bootsy Collins September 16, 2007
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Non-refundable Bus Ticket

The act of a man and woman having sex tied to a chair placed at the top of a staircase, and after climax, tipping themselves down the stairs. Often referred to as "buying" a non-refundable bus ticket.
John: "Hey man, how did you get that scar on your leg?"
Paul: "My girlfriend and I decided to try buying a non-refundable bus ticket."
John: "Ouch, dude."
by CRACKHEAD42 March 7, 2011
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Preppy vs. Non-conformists

An age old fight between the "preppies" and the "Non-conformists".

Preppies (aka: Jocks)usually never cause problems unless surrounded by friends: usually dislike the non-conformists because of their activities or looks. they do not like Band kids, art kids, theatre kids or any other nonathletic kids because of the simple fact that they do not do the typical highschool activities.

Non-conformists(aka: nerds, dorks, bandies, theater dorks, art dorks, goths, emos, punks etc.) can fight by themselves because of higher IQ: Ironically named, people who do not like the Preppies because of the preppy dislike of them. People who do not go to brand name stores like Hollister and spend $80 on a shirt and instead go to Hot Topic and spend $80 on a shirt. They hate the Preppy activites like sports.

Both groups dress exactly like their respective members and hate eachother for no apparent reason than clothing and extra curricular activities.
Preppy vs. Non-conformists
1.Preppy: Hey you! kid in the tripp pants!
Non-conformist:What?
P: you're gay *snickering to friends*
N-C: whatever Jock-itch
P: what? *scratches head*
by Sikstix July 4, 2009
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non-duality space monkey

A person who takes the non-duality Advaita Hindu teachings too far. This person is kind of spacy and thinks that everything is okay even though people are being killed all over the world, or they don’t have compassion because they think the people deserve it for some reason because of karma. While that may be true or not true, we should all still have compassion for those who are suffering. Non-duality space monkeys are out to lunch on the compassion ticket.
Compassionate person: Dude, doesn't it make you sad that so many people are suffering in the world?
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.
by Christine Breese April 14, 2008
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Non Same Sex Marriage

Politically incorrect term purposely used to define a heterosexual marriage in the attempt to make the term "same sex marriage" appear to be less threatening.
Sodomy isn't the ONLY option in a non same sex marriage. This cannot be said for the same sex marriages.
by TooCrooked December 3, 2004
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non-specific encouraging noises

sounds made by government officials when interviewing a member of the public, intended to convey empathy but promising nothing.
As she listened to the refugee's heart-wrenching story, the immigration officer made non-specific encouraging noises.
by wellwell January 29, 2009
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