Neck Gaiter

Another thing that Urban Dictionary wants you to buy.

Why The Urban Dictionary wants me to buy a neck gaiter?

by socerk56 July 23, 2020

crack neck

1. A jerk. An annoying or obnoxious person.
2. A person who doesn't respect others
3. A selfish, rude, or inconsiderate person

1. Dude! Don't invite that crack neck to the party, we' ll all suffer!
2. That crack neck just cut into my lane without signalling.
3. Karl is such a crack neck. He showed up to my formal party wearing sandals drinking Boone's out of a brown paper bag.

by cyberpunk42 February 9, 2005

krispy neck

Some fucking good head.

She kept givin me that krispy neck all night long.

by Ling Ho March 27, 2008

neck waddle

A name for a couple that has been together for quite a while but rarely kisses. For instance, when they grow old together, he'll be playing with her neck waddle instead of kissing her.

There's neck waddle again, why don't they just act like a normal couple?

by French Toast and Cheese June 18, 2018

neck head

someone who deserves a neck
a very retarded person
a ver ridiculous person

Shut up neck head!
Whatever neck head!
Tell his neck headed self whats up!
He's the neck head masta flex!

by matB August 17, 2006

Mosh Neck

A pain in the neck caused by moshing or headbanging or both.

This term is a synonym for Bangover and Headbanger Whiplash.

Dude 1: Duuuuuude!!! Did you go to the (enter band of choice here) show last night?

Dude 2: Yaa dude it was moooost bodacious but I got serious mosh neck.

Dude 3: Bogus dude.

by Mr. MmmBongo August 23, 2011

long-necking

When someone close to you starts eyeing yo food like they wanna bite but don't wanna ask.

Can a nigga get some fries without you long-necking it?

by Gifdildo March 17, 2017