Mud Lite

Diarrhea that isn't exactly muddy, but getting there.

Dude I dropped some Mud Lite earlier but I ran out of toilet paper, so I wiped my ass with your diploma.

by Schmoooie February 04, 2008

mud drinker

a person living anywhere but the UK or on the continent of North America

Enkou is a fucking mud drinker english is his 7th language.

by fadedhvh April 29, 2018

Disco mud

The thick black, mud-like substance found late in the evening in most bars and discos that is the result of mixing cigarette ash, sweat, spilled drinks and various other dubious substances together and mixing it well with the feet of drunk students. Is one of the few substances known to man that can never be removed from clothing.

I got disco mud all over my jeans last night. Now I have to throw them out, otherwise people will know I was on my knees in the toilets.

by xerxys May 08, 2010

Mud Slut

Rednecks who like having sex in mud holes with people watching

Tucker’s a total mud slut. You should see what he did while mud boggin last night

by ThottieWiddaBoddie May 18, 2020

mr. mud

When someone is new or doesn't compare to someone else. Or not as qualified

Chris :I'm excited to go to work at the garden Centre

Romeo colon : you're gonna be a mr. Mud coming in

by toym89 February 12, 2016

Mud Goblin

Derogatory term used to offend a person of dark skin

Shut up you mud goblin
Look over there, a mud goblin!

by brentwood school boi September 17, 2019

mud butt

a serious case of the shits! also referred to as "wet tail"

guy: Hey, you coming out tonight?
other guy: Nah man. I had some taco smell last night and now I've got Mud butt!

by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018