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Megan

Wholesome spiritual deep conversations but also lights up the room
Megan is a home
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.

Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Wow my bird chest just chest collapsed I just got Megan’d !
by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021
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Megans have golden brown eyes with brown healthy hair, you can get lost in Megan’s eyes and realize that Megan’s are Super super funny, caring, and cute, compassionate, loving woman and the list goes on… she trusts hard and once you loose that trust you are screwed, Megan also denies the guy of her dreams a couple of times before finally realising. Oh did I mention Megan’s are extreeeeemmmlyyyyt good lovers! “Mhm Megan that was great high five”
Megans are super sexy outside and beautiful within also Megan’s have an amazing sense of humour.

Megans can also do a killer demon voice

Megans are usually nerds that feel like that should study more even if they’ve studied hour and hours on end but once a Megan goes out she’s a party starter

Simply put Megan is a BAD ASS BITCH WITH A GREAT ASS and knows how to have a good time whist caring about others

If you find a Megan never let her go
Dude 1: Bro do you know who Megan is?
Dude 2: yea bru who doesn’t!!!!!!
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Megan is kind
Megan is kind
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While they actually spell their name correctly, Megans are assholes. Like a fun asshole, but still kind of an asshole.
Do you know Megan?

Meghan G?

No, Megan M.

Oh, ew.
by Itsmemegan November 23, 2021
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Megan

A girl who only finds boys attractive if they treat her badly.
Get over him. Don't be a megan
by yourfavginger November 23, 2021
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Harry & Megan Syndrome

When one goes to extraordinary lengths to draw attention to oneself to claim to be a victim.
"i can't believe he is acting that way. He must be suffering Harry & Megan Syndrome
by anonymous May 19, 2023
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