March 9th

National Beat up a Tall person day

Beat them up In March 9th

by Urnaninbed.con March 8, 2021

March 6

Slap a person who’s name starts with K

Girl with K: hi
Random person: “slap”

Because it is march 6

by hoosier_daddy March 5, 2023

March 31

The day mario gets wiped from existance.

Look at the day Sam.

oh.

March 31, the day mario was wiped from existance

Who's mario?

by That one dude you bullied March 31, 2021

March 15

National kiss your girlfriend day

Girlfriend: it’s March 15 we gotta kiss
Boyfriend: ok❤️

by Cool biotch March 14, 2022

March 30

National kiss someone day! A day where you get to kiss someone you like or someone random.

Emma: hey, what day is it?
Emma's crush: March 30, why?
Emma: great! March 30 is national kiss someone day.

Emma's crush: alright then lets kiss.
*they kiss*

by jessroj July 18, 2022

March 5th

The baddest bitch is born!! she is gorgeous and kind and sweet and smart!!she can always make someones day!!!But dont push her because she will ignore you ugly hoes!!! She is a really good friend!!the energy you give her is the energy she will give back!! She is a keeper so keep her in your life and try to get more close with her!!

"She is so sweet and kind!!she must be born on March 5th"

by baddie_mehh March 1, 2020

March 24

National best person day, all the most amazing people are born on this day. No matter what other definition says, people born on this day are the most amazing, wonderful, attractive, excellent, fabulous, gorgeous people EVER.

Person 1: "Hey it's March 24th!"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "The best people in the world are born on this day, go make a party for all your March 24 friends and give them a lot of money!"

by Morion December 17, 2021