Teflon management

The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.

Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.

Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!

by krewer May 24, 2009

Production Manager

Supervisor for supervisors. Manages over production

That fucking dumbass thinks he could be our Production Manager, what an idiot.

by Ungawa August 25, 2009

Whoa-mance

female version of "bromance"
two females completely relating on a level that is totally heterosexual yet mentally stimulating, witty even.

feeding off eachothers wittiness and crackin jokes, we realized this was the start of a beautiful "whoa-mance"

by mskonception September 30, 2009

Mo-mance

The extremely close relationship between a homosexual and a heterosexual of opposite sexes. Either a homosexual male and a straight female, or a Lesbian and a straight male.

Jim was dating around in the gay community, and Amy was on and off dating a gentleman, yet Amy and Jim hung out almost constantly. They shared very similar views and outlooks, and had a very very strong friendship. Thier Mo-mance was something that not many people understood.

by Rakion October 17, 2009

Toxic Manager

(Al H) (RUDE) ( UNPROFESSIONAL) (TOOL)(ARROGANT)

There once was a Manager named Al H
MSP G

Al Says , MORE POINTS FOR YOU
Al H is a TOXIC MANAGER

by Al H Admirer June 15, 2010

Enter Management

A manager that defines ones self by using emails,constant tendering of the keyboard and delegation of of things they have meant to have done themselves.A job is finished when they either hit the enter key,or sent an email...and never actually give a second thought to those receiving the email the chaos they have just created,let alone know what their subordinates are really doing.Quite often they appear that their arse is welded to the chair,and are unable to get off said chair to go find out for themselves....even though they authourise the said item.

" I have sent them an email informing them of the problem"...but never bothers to chase up if the problem has been fixed.The job is deemed complete by hitting enter or " Send" hence the term " Enter Management"

by phluck September 4, 2011

Scatological Management

A (IT) management out of business reality, leaving from past and trying to prolong it as most as possible, hardly adopting a new model, not able to keep talented people. It can be used in a larger sense for defining at all the management quality in any organization, grasping the past not being able to innovate and adopt.

- Our business model has became a "dinosaurs", cloud is hitting hard, and our scatological management is not able to adopt to a new model.

by Chibas June 27, 2013