massagemosis

The relaxation you experience while observing someone getting a massage.

I got very drowsy when I saw her getting a massage at the airport. I was overcome with massagemosis.

by Kaptain Karl April 17, 2007

massoff

meaning: massive. big large huge outrageous

i have massoff bruises on my arms.

by cjfcoz January 13, 2009

Massive Massive Batty

Term to describe lanky skinny jean wearing gays who are still in the closet but obviously like men

Hey see that guy over there?" "Yeah. Massive massive batty.

by Asian_invasion June 14, 2010

Massive Head Syndrome

Having a massive head basically, that crushes its holder and everything around it, if it hasn't sucked it into its gravitational pull...

Gus is suffering from Massive Head Syndrome

by Lolcakes32398424 June 16, 2011

massachusetts baseball

A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.

"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"

"Springfield."

"Which one retard?"

"Massachusetts."

"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."

"What?"

"Are you a pitcher?"

"Nope, shortstop."

...

"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."

by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017

massai

A good guy

Massai is cool

by TimmyThiccAF May 7, 2018

Massive Cunt

Shit Stain A waste of human tissue douchebagette Woman Ears Doggyknobber DoucheNoggin

My friend adam is a massive cunt in our fantasy football league.

My friend adam must have came out of a massive cunt to turn out the way he is now.

Adams massive cunt was competing with pluto to be declared a planet back in the day.

by RideMyMustache923 August 19, 2018