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Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018
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i’m girl boss slay yes pussy slay girl pussy pop queen-ing

the person who says this is not okay, they need a hug, badly (and therapy.)
john: i’m girl boss slay yes pussy slay girl pussy pop queen-ing
katie: please get help babe
by celestiavibes August 31, 2022
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If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
by smohr March 3, 2011
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M.K. Pump

To place your arms perpendicular to your torso, at 90 degree angles, and to flex your biceps.
This action is often used after an achievement.
Jamal: After I slayed the bitch, I jizzed on her face. All this while doing the M.K. Pump.
by mkruss February 4, 2009
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Blue Peanut M&M

Delicious chocolate with peanuts inside.

The most appropriate use of a blue peanut M&M is to throw it at John Wilson during parties. Never eat a blue peanut M&M, for they contain an unknown substance that may kill you.
"Don't eat the blue peanut M&Ms!"

"I will never eat another blue peanut M&M..."

"The only appropriate usage of blue peanut M&Ms is throwing them at John Wilson."
by MiriamBay'sSurprisePartyROCKED February 3, 2010
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my pops is a m'fckin rollin' stone

I ain't crackin' jewels tonight cuz my pops is a m'fckin rollin' stone.
by mi_weazy June 22, 2010
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Peanut M&M

A sex act where the man dips his testicles in liquefied chocolate and the woman sucks the chocolate off while giving him a handjob.
Zoe was going to give Zane a Peanut M&M but the chocolate fountain was broken.

Man that girl Zoe gives a mean Peanut M&M.
by xqbed November 2, 2013
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