linux

a shit operating sytem which is sooooooooooooo easy to control it is for wimps who think they're it anyway only use windows thats even more easier!

thats linux is sooooooo fucking easy to operate! wankers use it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dominic hunt January 16, 2005

Lincoln Log

a roll of 100 pennies

What am I going to do with this Lincoln Log that Grandma gave me? I hate pennies, and I hate going to the bank even more. I guess I could open it and fill up my 50 pairs of Penny Loafers. Nah, I'll just throw it at Sissy or a passing car.

by nowayjoseolay September 11, 2009

Abe Lincoln

After getting a girl really wet from fingering her, you rip out her pubes and use her juices as a paste while attaching them to her chin.

by ween October 22, 2003

linux-box

An X-Box that runs Linux. This was unintentional by Microsoft, and now it is to their own faults that their only game console promotes another OS company. Ha ha. Of course, some fiddling needs to be done to the Sex-Box that only linux geeks would know how or bother to do.

Who would bother with LinuX-Box anyway? Linux sucks, and X-Box blows.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

Lincoln

A poon , his girlfriend hits better than he does , generally has a tiny pecker . He drives horrible trucks and his girlfriend (if he can get one) has a bigger truck than this . A genuine dumbass . :)

Dude look at that kid , he is a natural Lincoln

by allitellisthetruth June 11, 2016

Assassination of Abe Lincoln

For all you history and nature buffs out their. Also needed an uncanny ability to make that pussy squirt. When you find yourself in the middle of a threesome, proceed to preform the Abe Lincoln on one bitch. When done, and your cock looks like a cold turkey, proceed to go shoulder blade deep in the other cunt. Make it happen, alright, then when a squirt's coming on, light your pubes, which are now pasted to the other bitches face, and let the magical vagina flow put the flames out. If you feel the need to washup, use some vagina juice for yourself and take a polish shower. When you wake up in the morning, it will look as if you reneacted the assasination of abe lincoln with squirt guns. A take on the flaming amazon and abe lincoln.

I went to my friend Tom's the other day, and it looked like he reenacted the Assassination of Abe Lincoln with super soakers. He aced that one bitch right in the face.

by Fletch is 6'9 with the afro April 1, 2009

linux

linux is an operating system (os)... it does run faster then windows xp, atleast on my computer... though, it could still use many improvements.. if linux gets mouse gestures before windows puts out longhorn, windows could very well die....

yea...this is the example asshole

by Isaac October 9, 2004