"spring loaded in the dumb position"

a person who constantly volunteers wrong answers in a class or meeting

"I swear that guy is "spring loaded in the dumb position" every time the instructor asked us about a Roman general he said Napolean"

by Rat Tie January 12, 2009

nose-loader

one who habitually snorts cocaine and prefers it to any other drug.

"Pot heads are fine with me as long as he isn't a nose-loader."

by grayvdishduties July 2, 2009

chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

Bitch load

A unit of measurement roughly equivalent to the weight an average woman is barely able to carry, yet a weight that she could carry all day. 1,000,000 Bitch loads = .5 Man loads.

Yo Bailey. I have Bitch loads of homework tonight. It will be done in two seconds.

by BigJohnAndTheBoys April 17, 2011

Fuck load

Unit of measurement used to describe someone with ten or more of an object. e.g. 'That pimp has a fuck load of hoes, wouldn't you say Tarquin?'

'That pimp has a fuck load of hoes, wouldn't you say Tarquin?'

'What's the situation?' 'Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery'

by ChelbyLea January 24, 2012

Fuck Load

Fuck Load- A massive load of cum after a mighty bj

Tammie gave Jerry a mighty bj and ate his massive fuck load.

by fuckoffyougutterslut February 11, 2014

get loaded up

Filling someone up with food or a service

1. Wanna get loaded up?

by El Mysterious December 19, 2016