Karen Morgan

an angry person and an ass who everyone hates and doesn't like and she is an asshole and a fuck wite

is there a Karen Morgan in here because there is someone angry

by r pseudonym October 30, 2018

Obnoxious Karen

While minding his own business taking a dump, the girl sits on his face; opposite of an obnoxious Frank

So there I was, minding my business and she just walks in and goes all obnoxious Karen!

by JuicyCheddarBacon August 29, 2020

Karen capacity

the amount of people that can safely inhabit the same space simultaneously before someone calls the cops

i have to exit the premises as the spot I am at has reached its karen capacity and the cops are here

by imnotgivingmynametosomemachine May 2, 2020

Vibe Karen

After some relisation. we have made a vibe karen for All those vibers out there

Give Me Vibes For Vibe Karen

by VIBE MANGER September 4, 2020

Karen Porn

Examples:

The Holiday
It’s Complicated

Valentine’s Day

He’s Just Not That Into You
40 Dresses
PS I Love You

You get the idea

Susan: Omg Let’s go get day drunk on Riesling and yell at some minimum wage workers and crash our SUV’s. Then we can go on a Facebook rant about 5G and vaccines and watch The Family Stone.
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!

by Breakitdarb May 15, 2020

Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.

When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

Shadow Karens

An individual who exhibits Karen-like behavior (entitled, obnoxious, complaining middle aged woman, and other similar traits) but does so covertly so as to avoid confrontation.

Last week somebody complained that your beard is too long, and this morning I got a complaint that you were seen accelerating too quickly down the street
Oh sorry, I didn't realize the shadow karens were watching

by AKaleido September 23, 2020