Ark John Keats Academy

The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵

A new person in AJK: First day at school!

AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.

Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.

by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020

Kendyl

One incredible girl, she will fight for what’s right no matter the consequences. She’s a dreamer, she’ll beg for any chance to get to go out and live her dream. Piles of problems lay down on her and she will start to break down, but she’s made so many good friends to help her back on her feet. Yes of course she’ll lie, yet it’s for a good reason. Most of the time she’ll be honest. She’ll help anyone with the will of good cause and a golden heart. She’s also a fighter, so don’t mess with her. She’ll take you down anytime but she’s truly a sweetheart and tries to fight for what’s right. So many problems, she has so many problems in her life but she tries to smile through it. She’s truly breaking down and at least has tried to run or kill herself once and while but she bottles up her feelings just to make others happy.

I swear she’s trying to kill us
Don’t worry, Kendyl’s trying to protect us.

by No name 101 April 23, 2018

keeefff

spikey-haired white boy
dr hibbert laff
looks like ken from glee.

another word for a pervert
loves ham more than women
loves cod and his xbox bum boys
loves the script.

kensimpsonsscripthamgleekeeefff

by gabalar January 17, 2011

Keah

A fun and outgoing kind of a person who loves to laugh and knows how to have a good time. She is always on time and is often early but will usually be one of the last to leave (because nobody wants her to leave because she's so much fun to have around. Actually, she's so much fun she can unwittingly make other, quite fun people, appear boring). She will usually have blonde hair and beautiful skin and may be on the shorter, more petite, side of things. A Keah is a keeper and a decent guy will realise this and marry her quick smart. Therefore Keahs quite often marry young and produce equally gorgeous children (for which human society will be eternally grateful for). Keahs are also known for being highly intelligent and very witty, they laugh daily but never at people's misfortune (unless they're douchbags...in which case they are often flattered that they have captured a Keah's attention). Keah's often have numerous friends and all consider Keah to be their best friend. There is the occasional riot when a Keah's friend is less than happy to meet another friend of Keah's who consider themselves Keah's bff. But in the end they all consider themselves to be lucky to know a Keah. It is a commonly acknowledged fact that the more Keahs in the world the better.

'I wish more people liked me...I wish I was a Keah'.

'Wow, look at that girl, she's so amazing and funny and talented...I bet her names Keah'.

by Fridaynext April 30, 2013

Kentrell

He gon thug it out and take care of his people. He cool to hang out with and got anger issues but overall he tries.

Aye kentrell wassup

by Jasminelit🤪periodt💅🏽 June 6, 2019

Keepin Up with the Koondashians

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

keep yourself safe

people say this in order to inform someone to "kill them selves" without receiving any consequences from using the harsh term since both phrases are long for "KYS"

"bro this is to easy you're so shit"
"keep yourself safe dude"

by DodgyJuke June 27, 2018