Josh murffit

A horny bisexual fuckbunny with a 2 inch dong. (rapist)

Person A: Last night I saw a f***ing Josh Murffit!!!
Person B: Oh S**t! Did you lock the doors, hide yo kids and wife, call the S. W. A. T team and pray for your life??

by tyroneniggaer March 16, 2020

josh carrington

josh carrington is the most solid man in morecambe, and is known for being friends with chaz hamps, being a top shagger and towering over rueben spencer in height don’t even dare to speak his name because he may appear to steal your gyal with his gorgeous face and phenomenal style.

josh carrington is a propa sound fella

by ruebensbabygorl July 26, 2022

josh jam

Tendency of a publicly traded market, such as a stock market, to rise shortly before the market closes (in a manner that is at once surprising yet somehow predictable). The adjective presumably comes from the American colloquial "josh", as in "joke" or "it happened again so you must be joking", and "jam" as in a supply of buying orders that overwhelms the selling pressure on the market.

The Dow 30 got another josh jam, up +30 in the last few minutes - that's the third day in a row!

by evanesce June 6, 2011

Josh Zinkin

Someone who sucks toes

Call me Josh Zinkin because I could go for some toes right now.

by Josh Zinkin February 2, 2020

Josh Ross

Smartest, handsomest, and funniest man you'll ever meet
Possibly the sexiest man ever, gets all the poon and will steal your bitch if you aren't paying attention.

Person 1:Oh shit who the fuck is that dude leaping over tall buildings with a single stride and swimming across the Pacific Ocean in a day?

Person 2: Oh that's just Josh Motherfucking Ross

Person 1: Wow who is that boy over there, he's so smart, and funny, and he's really handsome too

Person 2: Oh that's Josh Ross

by JoshRossLover December 20, 2017

josh mudding

Driving down a road with a light coat of sand/dirt on it and claiming you went to the Pine Barrens swamping your truck through mud holes.

Woah bro, did you sink your truck in that mud hole? Nah, I went Josh mudding for the day.

by Nhummel02 January 10, 2020

josh and charli

josh and charli are the cutest couple ever. they don’t know it yet but they belong together. although charli and josh may have feelings for someone else, they will end up together 🥺

josh and charli being defined:

charli: i don’t like josh, he’s ugly
jess: we all know you do, don’t lie

charli: i like someone else, not him.
william: we all know that you both like each other

charli and josh: no

by coochiesicks5254 November 4, 2020