Jordan Mcdorman

a Jordan Mcdorman is gay and has no friends he has a tiny penis and loves cock

omg is that jordan mcdorman doesnt he like dick and he has a tiny dick to

by Carter Schar April 04, 2019

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 14, 2019

Jordan Duffy

A pug lookin muthafucka who needs to take a goddamn shower.

Jesus Christ, did you smell that kid? He's a Jordan Duffy...

by SaltyAdolf February 16, 2016

vanilla jordan

Coolest dude you will ever meet get mad pussy smokes good blunts says funny shit hot as hell

Vanilla Jordan-my eyes are sticky

by Djckrocoa November 06, 2017

jordan little

A hot hunk of junk with cow meat that he got from his daddy alex. he is the second from alex and matches his hot masculinity. Jordan Little is good with his tongue and fast with his fingers. he also fucks the shit out of his chair in his room.

Girl 1: Bitch have you seen Jordan Little naked?
Girl 2: No but I heard his meat is bigger than Alex’s but Alex is still daddy!!!!

by mihhtnbeb January 03, 2020

jordan mccall

a type of sheep, soft with white wool, often found grazing in fields owned by black farmers.

I saw a jordan mccall in the pasture today.

by Reallrooster19 March 17, 2018

Jordan Mcginn

Fucking cool guy with a 11 in her. Was the first ever laid and slays 24/7. Watch your back or he will fuck your bitches vag and bumhole.

I'm such a Jordan Mcginn

by Official Jordan June 21, 2016