JonBeam

A cave dweller that loves cats and apple juice. Occasionally will pay attention.

"Where's JonBeam?"
"He's probably watching cat videos and sipping on apple juice..."

by jaybee420 November 14, 2017

JoeGeorge

A sexy and black guy that can be a small bit stressy and a bit of a twat on occasion

ArianaGrande: There was this really great black guy the other day, but he did bully Macca a bit. So maybe he was a JoeGeorge?

by PeterKeyte September 17, 2018

Jones

A last name that automatically makes anyone who has it related to each other

“Your name is jones? We must be related!”

by Young Boy Never Broke Again November 7, 2018

Jone Bag

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?

A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework

Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES

by IdkWater February 23, 2019

jonelyn

A FREAKING GENIUS

That Jonelyn helped with all my homework and she is two grades below me!

by YourUncleCarl September 15, 2019

jonder

To eat when your not hungry, to eat when your bored

A sense of Jonder rushed over him so he tried to look for a snack.
I’m felling kinda Jonderish.

by Goopgoop August 7, 2020

Jone

Jone, our lord and savior.

In Jone's name we pray, Amen

by DaemoniumYT May 21, 2021