Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

The Jim

The jim a persons name that begins with this name is slower then a turtle as well as a sloth everything including a snail moves faster then then jim

The jim is slower then the following a sloth a snail and most importantly a turtle that’s what a jim is if you ever find one in the wild

by Funo8 November 21, 2019

jim

Jim is a very sweet guy who is a good friend to every one you are lucky to have a a Jim who is you best friend

Jim wow and amazing friend

by leadpuppy November 20, 2022

The Jim

Drinking an extensive amount of whiskey to self-destruct because of a heartbreak but also a cup of tea for self-care

Joe: Everything sucks right now...
Dave: Treat yourself to The Jim then

by Joe7173 September 12, 2018

Jim

Tony Romo’s best friend (Jim Nantz)

I don’t know Jim, mahomes had a guy coming right down his throat and the hit was a little late. That might be roughing the passer.

by Anonymous022704 February 11, 2024

jim

A place people go to weightlift and exercise.

Guy 1: What should we do today?
Guy 2: Let's go jim now!

by JustYoAverageJimRat July 12, 2022

Garlic Jim

A sexual act where the male covers his genitals in garlic butter before beginning coitus

He gave her a Garlic Jim after they got done with their pizza.

by anonymous February 21, 2024