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Jason

Hes a fake lil bitch with no friends lol. hes ugly af and is kinda a bitch
by iphone 911 May 31, 2019
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Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,
Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up
by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019
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jason dickson

Jason is the best person you could ever meet .He is loving ,caring,loyal,and shy.He keeps his crushes on the low and is scared to admit it to his crush.But on the bright side he will do anything to impress his crush. Girl 1 :aww... I think JASON DICKSON likes me. Girl 2:how do you know? Girl1:he's all head over heels for me.
Girl 1: I think that Jason Dickson likes me

Girl 2: how do you know?

Girl 1:he's always head over heels for me.
by Anime_18 September 5, 2019
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Jason

Jasonis the kindest and sweetest person u will ever meet.He has a huge heart and is someone u always wanna be Around.He can be annoying at times but would do anything for his family and significant other.He loves playing games on his ps4 but always makes time for that one special person{in his life.
Wow Jasonloves that girl so much.
by Nana31519 September 16, 2019
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Jason Jr.

The guy that tries to take charge when the boss Jason is out of the office...
We were going out to eat lunch but Jason Jr. told us we had to invite the whole department.
by JSJ918 September 25, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a disgusting selfish asshole who gets high everyday. Thinks he is the shit but really secretly no one likes him. He is very mean sometimes and is a liar. Always try’s to be funny and jokes around too much and it gets fucking annoying. Thinks he is hilarious. Uses the excuse of being high when he’s mean to girls, calling them sluts and whores. He lies. Be careful with Jason’s. They will break ur heart if you let them.
“Hi jason! How are you?”
“Send me nudes slut”
Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
by Angelicpussy October 8, 2019
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jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.
I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!
by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018
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