Lucas of Australia was a notorious joke stealer, after years of evading authorities he was finally arrested in Texas on January 17th and charged with 2014 counts of stealing jokes.
by Nixstress June 24, 2014
Get the joke stealermug. A term used to express surprise and probably displeasure. A mixture of "Are you kidding me?" and "Are you joking?" Used most in the Bergen County area of New Jersey.
Math Teacher: Tonight's homework is page 121, 12 to 30.
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!
by Herbert Oscar Forsberg the Third April 18, 2006
Get the Are you joking me?mug. A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.
The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: (Phrase A).
Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?
Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: (Phrase A).
Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?
Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
Here is a knock-knock joke:
George: Knock-knock.
Reginald: Who's there?
George: Em.
Reginald: 'Em' who?
George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!
George: Knock-knock.
Reginald: Who's there?
George: Em.
Reginald: 'Em' who?
George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!
by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005
Get the Knock-Knock Jokemug. guy #1: "Bitch put some pants on!"
guy #2: "What?"
guy #1: "It's an inside joke. Let me tell you the story."
guy #1: (attempts to explain inside joke)
guy #2: "Keep inside jokes on the inside, please."
guy #1: "Dammit. Inside-outside joke. Sorry about that."
guy #2: "What?"
guy #1: "It's an inside joke. Let me tell you the story."
guy #1: (attempts to explain inside joke)
guy #2: "Keep inside jokes on the inside, please."
guy #1: "Dammit. Inside-outside joke. Sorry about that."
by a T-rex January 30, 2014
Get the inside-outside jokemug. An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
common Yo momma jokes:
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
by ygfrekwfgwerfh November 25, 2011
Get the Yo Momma Jokesmug. by TheD8001 April 16, 2005
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Get the gi jane jokemug.