Gay-J

Aj is a fat white dude from Longview that sucks dick and is poor as dirt. He likes Gunther from Kick Buttowski. He's been ripped on his whole life. He cries alot. He smokes cigarettes and wears the same clothes every week. He's been expelled out of two high schools after he left his first one so he never got his GED. He dances, tweaks, in the passenger seat when he likes a song that's playing and his favorite song is Sunflower. He's addicted to crystal-meth and everybody treats him like a brick.

Guy - "Gay-j! What's up brick?"

Gay-j- "What's up big homie?"

Guy- "Bit$$!"

by umbreonxxx August 23, 2019

J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops

I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

J Roy

J Roy is an amazing person with a very large peen and he steals ur thots

Wow J Roy has a large peen
He just stole my thot

by Orange orange lime green 6 May 9, 2021

speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018

j tims

just another name for the legendary pop singer Justin Timberlake.

girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."

by im so freakin cool June 13, 2008

J-Steel

A tool used by the one and only Jerome Castiron to fuck the opps up.

Ay bo get that J-Steel

by Therealslaver July 7, 2022

tommy j

Tomato Juice

Yo man i'm just going to go down to the store and grab some Tommy J for my Bloody Mary.

by Lelbot 3000 May 12, 2014