Italian Sock Puppet

The “Italian Sock Puppet” is the sexual act of moving your hand in a “Ma Che Vuoi” motion inside a girls’ vagina. While doing this, you turn your hand 180 degrees, to imitate using the girls’ vagina as a sock puppet.
Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.

Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?

Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
by The Italian Lover October 20, 2021
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Italian Belt Buckle

When you try to conceal a raging boner by placing it between your clothing waistline and stomach
"I had to make an Italian Belt Buckle before I stood up in class"
by phatmanXXL July 21, 2019
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Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.
by Indian Alladin December 20, 2020
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Rita's Italian Ice

a privately owned and operated American quick service restaurant chain that operates primarily in the Mid-Atlantic United States
In January 2017, Argosy Private Equity and MTN Capital acquired controlling stake in Rita's Italian Ice from Falconhead Capital
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
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italian missile crisis

Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.
by Aspeegers Harry Pottet January 19, 2018
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Italian Swim Class

The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.
Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.
by Fritz March 24, 2022
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Italian bubble bath

When you fart in the tub while taking a bath and create bubbles
"I just made an Italian bubble bath."
by Unicorn sparkle queen January 09, 2020
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