It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.
I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.
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Internalised erection (also called “self-rigid”) is when a member of an erect group believes and acts out the kinks created to dehumanise and humiliate their kin. This is a problem that has plagued our society unbeknown to the regular man. The patriarchy is to blame.
For example, a mother whom many would like to bed, or a mwmwltd, falls into the stereotypes of their kink category - going after younger men, constantly dominating and lovingly nurturing them.
For example, a mother whom many would like to bed, or a mwmwltd, falls into the stereotypes of their kink category - going after younger men, constantly dominating and lovingly nurturing them.
"You see that Furry over there? They actually perform the yiff. That is Internalised Erection if I have ever seen it."
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The name originates from the Korean word "Eppi" (이삐), which BTS member Park Jimin once used to describe the ARMY fandom. K-army started using "international lovelies" as a nickname for i-army after this. The nickname is meant to show k-army's love and appreciation towards the international fandom and carries special meaning to BTS fans, since it allowed the fandom to grow closer.
In return, the nickname given to k-army by i-army is "k-diamond".
Most kpop fandoms are historically not very close, since there tends to be very little communication between Korean and international fans (which often results in very misinformed i-fans), and the Korean fandom tends to dislike the international counterpart. This fact makes the nicknames and bond between k-army and i-army that much more special.
In recent years, kpoppies have gotten increasingly uncreative and started stealing and copying things. So despite the name being coined years ago and already having a common knowledge widespread usage within the ARMY fandom, some kpoppies are currently trying to make the name happen for their own i-fandoms in an effort to appear as close as the ARMY fandom, despite secretly calling them i-roaches and cockroaches behind their backs.
The name originates from the Korean word "Eppi" (이삐), which BTS member Park Jimin once used to describe the ARMY fandom. K-army started using "international lovelies" as a nickname for i-army after this. The nickname is meant to show k-army's love and appreciation towards the international fandom and carries special meaning to BTS fans, since it allowed the fandom to grow closer.
In return, the nickname given to k-army by i-army is "k-diamond".
Most kpop fandoms are historically not very close, since there tends to be very little communication between Korean and international fans (which often results in very misinformed i-fans), and the Korean fandom tends to dislike the international counterpart. This fact makes the nicknames and bond between k-army and i-army that much more special.
In recent years, kpoppies have gotten increasingly uncreative and started stealing and copying things. So despite the name being coined years ago and already having a common knowledge widespread usage within the ARMY fandom, some kpoppies are currently trying to make the name happen for their own i-fandoms in an effort to appear as close as the ARMY fandom, despite secretly calling them i-roaches and cockroaches behind their backs.
Our international lovelies ㅠㅠㅠㅠ This really makes my heart warm and at times like this it feels like we're a real family ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm so happy. I'm grateful to BTS for creating this bond between us and let's continue to love each other ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Eppi, did you translate the letters for our i-lovelies? Thanks!♡
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1. This can be used in a similar way to the phrase european gay but generally used more often when referring to homosexual styles of football associated in regions outside Europe such as South America. If referring to European football this term can be used to make the insult more emphatic.
2. The only insult more emphatic than european gay and in extreme circumstances, the 'no u' following the european gay insult.
1. This can be used in a similar way to the phrase european gay but generally used more often when referring to homosexual styles of football associated in regions outside Europe such as South America. If referring to European football this term can be used to make the insult more emphatic.
2. The only insult more emphatic than european gay and in extreme circumstances, the 'no u' following the european gay insult.
Bob: In East Anglia ur what we like to call european gay
Carlos: No u
Bob: Ur international gay
All the air is sucked out of Carlos's lungs before he fades from existence
Carlos: No u
Bob: Ur international gay
All the air is sucked out of Carlos's lungs before he fades from existence
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