idiot-envelope

A fictional place in the back of our minds that houses every little stupid mistake our unique self has to offer. This could range from simply mispelling a word, to crashing your car into a brick wall. Specifically, this word refers to mistakes that are in your future.

1. Person 1:
"Did that hurt?"
Person 2:
"Not really. I'm sure I've got worse things in the idiot-envelope!"

2. "Now he's just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope."

by cc808 July 23, 2007

idiot shit

A mix between idiot and dipshit. Insult for someone who is believed to be both stupid and ignorant.

Frank: "Brad walked into the flagpole again, he wouldn't stop talking about how he always does it and how much he wishes he would stop."
Joe: "What an idiot shit."

by Sum Yun Gui January 15, 2009

beautiful idiot

What most married couples define each other as.

My grandparents are Beautiful Idiots.

by Fantamybanana December 26, 2014

Idiot Face

a weak insult

He's such a idiot face!

by DuTcH DoG August 3, 2016

You’re an idiot

When a girl really loves you but doesn’t want to say « I love you » yet. So don’t get offended, you’re a lucky guy ! (She can also say dork)

John - « I still love you for that! »
Girl - « Haha you’re an idiot »

by A young lady 💜 June 6, 2018

smart idiot

The way of saying a funny sentence and being an idiot while you're throwing some knowledge there.

A: What if the Blackhawks will win by throwing deep overs and then when they go for a touchdown they will go for a run.
B: No don't be a smart idiot, if they get caught while using the run instead of going for a shot for a point they can drop both points.

by milkweed123 August 3, 2016

a fucking idiot

if someone sent this to you, you're a fucking idiot.

bunny is a fucking idiot

by beanyasian September 16, 2020