A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
If you're in a club/bar and there are one or two smoking hot girls, but the rest are dogs, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite low.
But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.
What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"
But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.
What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"
by resolS December 16, 2009
Generally describing a woman who is so breath-takingly beautiful and/or desirable that men are inspired to act in an outrageously stupid or foolish manner in order to gain her attention or interest.
by Bat55 October 07, 2021
When you and at least one(1) of your besties get shirtless together and clean off with the hottest water you can find and the finest soaps available.
Yeah we were hoping that before he left for winter break that the boys and I could give Cade a hot soapy! He politely declined as his girlfriend wouldn't be happy.
by Hot Soapier anonymous December 19, 2019
by Dr. Peanuts December 06, 2008
An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.
Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.
Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.
by Bustdownlesbiana August 12, 2019
When you take a steamy shower and right after without drying off take a shit and the steam comes off the shit and up from the toilet.
by ThotDaddy69 February 10, 2019