Girlfriend

Synonym for 1)COATRACK, 2)EASY STORE, and 3)PHOTO BOOTH at a show.

1)Guy: Ah damn, I can't go into the pit with my jacket, it'll getr fucked up, HONEY!!

2)Guy: Shit, my cell phone will be ruined in the pit, Better go stash this in my girl's purse.

3)Guy: Hey, baby, take some sweet pictures of me when I slamdance, ok?
Girlfriend: Alright! *is holding phone in purse, wearing his jacket, and has camera in hand* al the time thinking, "he's so great."

by andrew apocolypse November 28, 2004

Borderline Girlfriend

A woman you go out with, and kiss on the lips, but do not yet fuck.

MIKE: So did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: No, Beth is my borderline girlfriend.

by Frank Bumstead March 4, 2009

foster girlfriend

A girl who dates men until they find their forever girlfriend. Girl who doesn’t intentionally want to be with a guy long term.

She’ll never be with one guy for too long because she is only the foster girlfriend.

by Luleila June 17, 2020

best girlfriend ever

Imogen

Dude A: Have you met Imogen yet?
Dude B: Yeah she's the best girlfriend ever!

by Imogen's boyfriend August 22, 2011

Girlfriend

A temporary girl you'll keep around for a few months to show your family.
Low significance until considered a Fiancé or becomes pregnant- then everyone magically cares.

"He has a girlfriend? He'll drop her in a few months."

by SperanzaHope January 29, 2015

nft girlfriend

A smol alternative girlfriend who likes to either collect or make her own nft's

Similar to the e-girl, they hold an unimaginable amount of power over their subjects...

bro, did you see Elon the other day?

Man has an NFT girlfriend...bro I need one of those

by grimesnftgf March 21, 2021

ex girlfriend disease

when you and your significant other break up and you can't stop peeing blood..

damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!

by dirty 30 June 13, 2008