Gooch

The penis. That etymology comes from a meat packing company named Gooch that marketed their german sausage as "Gooch Blue Ribbon"

"She wants the gooch." meaning she wants cock or "the blue ribbon sausage."

by MrRoadie May 30, 2009

gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.

"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

Gooch

The place between the vagin and the asshole.

OH EM GEE THERE IS SHIT ON MY GOOCH!

by Andrew3456476567567 June 28, 2008

gooch

an aboriginal way of saying your ass. such as when one of your friends shave their gooch

shaving your gooch

by inu June 5, 2015

Gooch Burn

When the area between the ball sack and anus is irritated and burns from excessive rubbing of alex's fake nails

Alex was itching my gooch for 3 hours after getting back from grover's lunch date and now i have gooch burn. OUCH!

by Author, Charlaine Harris April 14, 2009

gooshitilly

Adverb
Doing something good enough but not well enough to recieve any praise what so ever.

"I gooshitilly wrote a paper for English class"

"I ran gooshitilly today"

by TK3 May 15, 2006

Gooshaba

A word used when you do not know what else to say.Usually done with a hand motion.

Nate:"You need to sign the terms of use or else they won't agree to advertise you."
Adam:"...Gooshaba!"

by Nate+Adam June 25, 2007