A girlfriend that acts really lame at events that her boyfriend brings her to. (Concerts, of course, are the most common event for this to occur at).
(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
Johnny: My girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. So I primed 'er up by pressing the ol Girlfriend Button. And just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. Terribly bad exhaust as well. Musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.
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by BioMenace December 9, 2008
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Get the supportive girlfriend mug.Derived from tiger mother, this is the type of boyfriend who is overprotective of their girlfriend. It can also be the same for a girlfriend too. This type of boyfriend or girlfriend is really strict in order to not feel insecure. They do not allow partying unless they are invited, allow only communications at school, don't allow their partner to add random people on Facebook and monitor who is being texted. Some even break off communication due to bad grades. They make sure no one of the their gender bother their partner. A tiger boyfriend or girlfriend can get angry real easily if they don't get what they want.
"My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I am a tiger boyfriend. She complained her friends that I am too restrictive and obsessive. She says I am too strict and that I don't allow her to do anything"
bro friend: wow, why are you so strict,
" I get insecure from past relationship. It's why I get angry easily"
That my friends is a tiger boyfriend or girlfriend.
bro friend: wow, why are you so strict,
" I get insecure from past relationship. It's why I get angry easily"
That my friends is a tiger boyfriend or girlfriend.
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