a person who leads another person on, insinuating they will have sex or just get together for a date and never come through.
Don't bother, she's a fucker-ooo
by cerealkiller182 July 23, 2008
Get the fucker-ooomug. An insult implying the person being insulted has a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a mosquito. Often preceded by the adjective "needle-dicked."
by Grouchy Alaskan January 11, 2009
Get the mosquito-fuckermug. by hawkeye November 9, 2005
Get the Ear Fuckermug. monkey fucker definded as; the lowest form of a nigger lover . a girl that fucks niggers that other niggers wont even consider fucking, a girl that thinks its cool to fuck blks but to stupid to realize all niggers are not created equal that some niggers are absoloutly not fuckable. heaven forbid that she become pregnated by one. can you imagen what the baby monkey might grow up to be.
If thats the thing you ben fuckin that god damn silver back mountain gorilla then we aint fucking anymore cause i aint fuckin no monkey fucker.
by srg898989 August 31, 2017
Get the monkey fuckermug. A Pumpkin Fucker is an individual who enjoys ravaging the swollen ginger pussy of an extremely tiny person and/or midget. To achieve the state in which the pussy looks inflamed and takes the shape of a pumpkin, you must first,
1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. Shit in a sock
3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt
4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin
5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin"
A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.
1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. Shit in a sock
3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt
4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin
5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin"
A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.
Dylan- I woke up in the middle of the night to discover my roommate Matt Pumpkin Fucking the shit out of this midget.
Luke- No dude its only Pumpkin Fucking if she was a ginger.
Dylan- She was!!! Her pussy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!
Luke- Do you think I could get her number??
Dylan- Ew you Pumpkin Fucker!
Luke- No dude its only Pumpkin Fucking if she was a ginger.
Dylan- She was!!! Her pussy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!
Luke- Do you think I could get her number??
Dylan- Ew you Pumpkin Fucker!
by Matt Gronson & Dylan Bangulas July 9, 2010
Get the Pumpkin Fuckermug. Dan: yo, dave hooked up with that kelly girl last night.
Bob: i know, he's the biggest freshie fucker ive ever met!
Bob: i know, he's the biggest freshie fucker ive ever met!
by gymclassvillian November 2, 2008
Get the freshie fuckermug. noun- 1.someone who can look you in the eye and smile while telling you your a piece of shit. 2.your boss
that death vagina of a boss was such a grin fucker when she spewed her felching lies that I was inspired to jump off the closest tallest building.
by wankers against ass clowns March 20, 2009
Get the grin fuckermug.