rusty french horn

Performing analingus on a female while reaching around to fist her, similar to playing a french horn.

Wow, I never realized how loose this chick was until I gave her a rusty french horn.

by Freddy-Wayne January 1, 2009

straddling the fence to the spirit world

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.

that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Air France

tragic or unpleasant

The hookers on Miracle Mile are so Air France!

by Big Mike J June 17, 2009

french military victories

French military victories.

France conquered most of Europe under Napolean. As well the French won battles in the bloody and brutal battles in the Liri Valley,where one can visit French war cemetaries where thousands of French soldiers fought and died for freedom.
It should also be remembered that the US has never won a major war alone,other than the civil war,the largest alone was the Spanish-American war.

by D Palmer July 11, 2004

French Bakery

a.k.a. rim job- to lick and make out with someones asshole.

She sure liked that French Bakery I gave her.

by BashBro18 October 11, 2004

french dunking

Dipping your bawls into a girls mouth; when a girl sucks on a guy's testicles.

She's a good bawl sucker; shes great at french dunking.

by James Ricardo 3rd July 1, 2006

french tip

the act of skeeting on a girls foot in order to be able to hug and/or kiss her after intercource

Once we get to vegas i'm going to french tip every girl i see

by .:nickLee:. July 2, 2007