fake-tipping

The act of tipping waiter/waitress with a fake 20 and a maxed out Quiznos card

Me and my friends went fake-tipping at the diner.

by duhduhduh6 February 9, 2012

fake sunday

a fake sunday is any day of the week that feels like a sunday.

a bank holiday on a monday feels like a sunday - that is why it is called a fake sunday.

by MarshaMellow February 26, 2011

Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.

Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.

by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017

Fake it February

The No Nut November for girls. Girls must go 28 (or maybe 29) days without having an orgasm.

Rules:
1. No orgasams

2. Feel free to fake it

Bf: sorry babe it’s No Nut November

Gf: whatever just remember I’m doing Fake it February

by Webademude November 11, 2019

Fake Agbero

Kids with working class parents that left the capital of Nigeria to rent apartments with their parents money in urban-rural part of Lagos

these boys are fake agberos, one broken bottle and they ran off

by yungpurpchicago December 16, 2019

Fake Anything

When your friend says he's okay with anything but is actually not really okay with anything(everything).

You: Jeremy Tan, What should we have for lunch?
Jeremy Tan: Anything
You: Okay I'll get us some pizza.
Jeremy Tan: Can we not have pizza today?

You: Okay.. then I get us Chicken Rice instead.
Jeremy Tan: Sorry I just had chicken rice yesterday, maybe other food options?
You: what? fake anything.. *unfriend* *block*

by Calebby January 12, 2022

The Fake Out

When you're doing a girl and you pull out and spit on her back, so she thinks you came. When she turns around you jizz in her face

The Fake Out made my girlfriend pissed...
It was just too fucking funny though

by Thrashed16 March 20, 2011