Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016
The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo
by SlightlySubversive January 09, 2012
The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020
The surprised look on someone when they slowly and gently lower themselves into large cylindrical items
Bob: “Why are you walking funny Barbara?”
Barbara: “I had a long weekend of doing
round eyed ricky's with friends”
Bob: “oh”
Barbara: “I had a long weekend of doing
round eyed ricky's with friends”
Bob: “oh”
by TNA Drinks March 09, 2020
A Genshin Impact Phenomenon where most of the human race get the electro archon, Raiden Shogun (also known as Ei), after a few hours of her banner release
M1: Happy International Ei Day
G1: Guess who got Raiden. I did!
M2: You got her as well? I did too
G2: No way, I just got Ei now
G1: Guess who got Raiden. I did!
M2: You got her as well? I did too
G2: No way, I just got Ei now
by I.em_Ananimoos111 September 01, 2021
When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass
by Komoot May 20, 2021
by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019