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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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Liam Evans

I couldn’t live without Liam Evans.
by mole00 April 15, 2024
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evan

i little guy who looks like a girl but has a big heart! fun guy who hates kids and Christmas. cute squishy muffin buns!
person1 “that evan is looking very evan today!”

person2 “yes! like a grinch!”
by thegrunchygrinch March 15, 2022
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Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Evan

A boy that can make you fall in love with him instantly. With his pretty eyes, old soul, genius mind, and dorky personality, he entraps you in his mystery. <3
Do you ever just think about Evan? Like what he's doing or what he's thinking about? Why he has that dopey smile on his face? 'Cause I do. I do, constantly.
by DoNotDisturb777 October 6, 2022
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Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth
Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.
by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018
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Evan

Evan is a short man with bad hair and ugly mustache
Girl : ew its evan run
Evan : hi *picks nose and eats*
by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 16, 2022
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