edward

A sexual predator who loves being taken from behind!

Can i be edward tonight?

by wilbarwrite June 15, 2011

the edward

A sexual act involving multiple guys and a gay club, the act requires 4 males they all fuck each other in the ass, and then give each other enemas and eat a whole box of ex lax at once this results in a uncontrollable bowel movement in which all 4 partners shit uncontrollably on each other.

i went up to the twist the other night, and i seen 4 dudes doing "the edward" shit was nasty!

by the boss e May 28, 2010

Edward Cullen

A boyfriend's worst nightmare.

Also, a very hot vampire.

"I'm sorry Sam, I don't think we should stay together"
"Why not?"
"Well... there's this guy named Edward that I'm crazy about"
"Who the he&* is Edward?"
"Edward Cullen"
"Isn't he a vampire?"
"Yeah, and he's hotter than you too."

by Blahnk May 25, 2009

oh my edward

1. a version of oh my god.
2. oh my gosh
3. used by twi-hards and twilight fans.

a note: twilight is a popular book phenom. with movies coming out. starting with twilight. new moon and eclipse are in production.starring robert pattinson and kristen stewart , kellen lutz,peter facinelli,ashley greene,nikki reed, jackson rathbone, and elizabeth reaser

twilight,new moon,eclipse, and breaking
dawn

another note: also said as ome and omc (oh my cullen)

me: oh my edward. that shirt is smexy!
rachel: i know fun right?
season: what?
me: were talking about that twilight shirt in hot topic.
season: ome no way

by kthnxby* January 11, 2009

Edward

A piece of shit nigga that is obsessed with a girl named ivette

Edward, a bitch ass nigga that is pussy

by Smd247 April 9, 2018

edgar allen poe

Edgar Allen Poe was the first official goth known to existance. He was so depressed, he almost ripped out his spline. yeessss

Edgar Allen poe is my idol, because he is a depressed idiot.

by shkiphkles October 5, 2005

edwardgasam

usually a sudden intake of breath followed by moaning and muttering such as , "oh oh edward", "mmmm....Yes!" "Bite me" "I want to have half breed vampire babies with you!".
Basically it's what happens to you when you see a picture of Edward Cullen, or read about him in Twilight, or see him in a movie. It's very common.

*two friends are walking by a movie theater*

friend A: *moans* "ohhhhh ohhh ohh uhhhhoo"

Friend B: (no yet seeing that her friend has spotted a twilight poster). Oh no! whats wrong?!

Friend A: Oh nothing....I just edwardgasamed. It's very common, just like adrenalin boosts, "You can google it."

Friend B: No, it's okay. It happens to me all the time.

by sbluv January 27, 2009