by chball29 May 25, 2009
Get the Drive a train mug.1. NOUN: someone you meet while highly intoxicated.. a drunk friend
2. VERB: getting drunk and making friends
2. VERB: getting drunk and making friends
1. Amy: "My driend from that party last weekend invited us to go out Saturday"
2. Mo: "Let's take shots and go driend with the boys downstairs!"
2. Mo: "Let's take shots and go driend with the boys downstairs!"
by NU_427_MD November 18, 2010
Get the driend mug.Motorists for whom lane makers, passing lanes, and speed limits are merely suggestions to consider along the way. So named for the self-directed educational system which encourages children to learn at their own pace.
The most important thing is that Montessori Drivers feel good about their driving. "Now you just go at your own pace and I'll be right over here if you need anything."
by rideSpecialized May 27, 2009
Get the Montessori Drivers mug.-Your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your passenger is.-
The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.
The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.
John: "I've drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as Jane was in the car, it all went to hell and now she's left me and my car is totalled...."
Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"
Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"
by Stig's Unlucky Cousin June 16, 2010
Get the Murphy's Law of Driving mug."Bots dots" are raised plastic reflective bubbles that are placed on the top and bottom of the white and yellow road stripes, named after the chemist who designed them and found mainly in California. Driving over them results in a thudding that keeps you in lane. Driving by Braille, or "Braille Driving" is when someone is so drunk they navigate by the sound and vibration alone - or worse, lean out the window and feel their way along the road to find their way.
"George Bush was so drunk when he was pulled over, he must have been driving by Braille with one hand on the wheel and one on the road."
by I have an answer for everything December 19, 2004
Get the drive by braille mug.when you and some of your buddies are in a car and u pull up next to someone with their windows down at a red light, and then proceed to wait until the light turns green to engulf them in a mass-hurtle of spitwads leaving them stunned and confused while you speed up and drive away
by Darth Vad3r March 28, 2007
Get the spitwad driveby mug.drunk guy: yooo take a left right there
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....
drunk guy= designated backseat driver
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....
drunk guy= designated backseat driver
by yomommasofat June 28, 2009
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