Screen Door in Queens, also known as S.D.I.Q., is an errand that no one would possibly enjoy accompanying you on, but sometimes will anyway, out of sheer boredom.
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ex.1:
"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."
ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?
Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.
Kramer: I'll do it.
George: Really? You wanna come?
Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.
Elaine: Where are they goin'?
Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.
"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."
ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?
Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.
Kramer: I'll do it.
George: Really? You wanna come?
Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.
Elaine: Where are they goin'?
Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.
by nicemarmot August 4, 2010
Get the Screen Door in Queensmug. Black Air Forces which are the number one shoe that felonies are committed in.
93% of all felonies involve a person or persons wearing the shoe
93% of all felonies involve a person or persons wearing the shoe
by Real Nigga number 1 February 22, 2020
Get the kick door specialsmug. 1. The rule parents have for their teenage children which states that the door must remain open at all times when guests, friends, or significant others are over preventing any sexual intercourse from happening.
2. A policy, that parents create, in which they leave their door open so their teenage children can't tell what nights they are having sex and what nights they aren't.
2. A policy, that parents create, in which they leave their door open so their teenage children can't tell what nights they are having sex and what nights they aren't.
1. Dude 1: I just got cock blocked from my freaking mother!
Dude 2: Really? That sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, she really shafts me with that open door policy.
2. Dude 1: Ugch! I was up all night!
Dude 2: I can tell, you look like a zombie!
Dude 1: Yeah, my parents were going at it last night and tried to trick us with the Open Door Policy. They failed miserably and my mother's moans could be heard across the universe.
Dude 2: Really? That sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, she really shafts me with that open door policy.
2. Dude 1: Ugch! I was up all night!
Dude 2: I can tell, you look like a zombie!
Dude 1: Yeah, my parents were going at it last night and tried to trick us with the Open Door Policy. They failed miserably and my mother's moans could be heard across the universe.
by KRGDR April 25, 2011
Get the Open Door Policymug. when you are having sex with a girl and you are about to cum, in one deft movement you pull out and shove it in her anus without warning and immediately ejaculate in a sexual explosion.
by russland September 10, 2010
Get the back door torpedomug. 1.)"Look at that back door lover and his little poodle. Poof."
2.)"I'm what you call a back door lover. If it's not brown, i'm not down."
3.)"He seemed like a nice guy until he saw my back door...then he changed completely"
2.)"I'm what you call a back door lover. If it's not brown, i'm not down."
3.)"He seemed like a nice guy until he saw my back door...then he changed completely"
by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005
Get the back door lovermug. The elevator was about to close when the elderly gentleman started shouting ho de door you jazz holes!
by Digger September 21, 2005
Get the ho de doormug. phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"
by ballzz March 24, 2003
Get the back door conquistadormug.