primal separation anxiety disorder

1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.

2) At the root of mental illness.

"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."

by growmoreweed April 22, 2016

DAV disorder

DAV disorder is an extremely rare disorder that consists of urges of abnormalities and absurdity amongst people's names/surnames starting or ending in dav

David angrily spoke to john about his issues with DAV DAV disorder

by Sebass_chin2007 March 16, 2021

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020

Mental disorder excusing

When an individual uses their clinically diagnosed mental disorder as an excuse for their reckless or unapologetic behavior and actions.

“John literally thinks he can do anything he wants and not be accountable for his crappy actions all because he has autisim. That’s the definition of Mental disorder excusing“

by Startupedition April 8, 2024

Cycling eating disorder

A disorder with episodes of endless hunger and binge eating. As well as episodes with a lack of hunger and a lack of eating.

Common in teen girls.

I had cycling eating disorder when I was a teenager.

by 459395 July 23, 2024

CM disorder

Chronic masturbating disorder. When you simply cannot prevent yourself from doin ya busyness

"Randy has CM disorder. Sometimes, she just can't help herself. One time she did it in a grocery store"

by Randy ;) June 7, 2017

CAP Disorder

Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.

"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!

by Whon Kick August 7, 2021