nft girlfriend

A smol alternative girlfriend who likes to either collect or make her own nft's

Similar to the e-girl, they hold an unimaginable amount of power over their subjects...

bro, did you see Elon the other day?

Man has an NFT girlfriend...bro I need one of those

by grimesnftgf March 21, 2021

ex girlfriend disease

when you and your significant other break up and you can't stop peeing blood..

damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!

by dirty 30 June 13, 2008

Girlfriend

A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop.

WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain.




NOT.

Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser.

Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school.

Dude: Okay.

by Jackson Tiger June 28, 2008

Girlfriend

A hot girl(man, hand, and animals doesn't count) who wants you badly and responsible for 50% of your free sex(for the other 50%, refer to threesome and cheating)

"You want to be my girlfriend, you have to work for it. I'm not easy, you know :smirk:"

by DarkPrinceXXI January 3, 2004

girlfriend

1.a friend who is a girl
2.a girl who is a friend
3.ma bitch

1."Who is that?"
"That is my girl-friend."
2."Who is that?"
"That is a girlfriend."
3."Who is that?"
"Ma girlfriend ya'll. I shagged her last night man."

by Urban Proffe-sirrrr May 26, 2014

Schrödinger's Girlfriend

The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone

Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you

by FURYqwerty January 13, 2021

girlfriend

n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)

my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.

by anonymous (but the email is real) January 20, 2004