Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

pull a dad

When you leave someone for a very long time with no support whatsoever. A good example is that sad Fresh Prince of Bel-air scene

I will “pull a dad” on Alyan and Nathan because they are dorks who play too much Fortnite

by Lonelychildwithnolove May 13, 2018

My Dad

non-existant

you my virginity is like my dad

by Jewstain Karna November 10, 2018

juns dad

The most amazing most unbelievable person you will ever meet. Hobbies: Biking to unnecessary far places, Hiking, being a dad, speaking Korean, and calling his son YONG JUN HYEONG, and being erect.

Pros: Professional RC Car smasher, sponnserd by SHIN RAMEEN DESU NE CHAN SAN NIKO, and is erect.

Cons: When he gets mad, he smashed your hopes and dreams (and your RC Car), and is erect. Makes his family eat live octopus(sy)

I bought a new RC car, but Juns Dad found out and smashed it in front my face in South Korea, and then proceeded to smash me and my dog, before eating it of course.

by PeenisGranny March 31, 2017

Dad water

beers another term used to describe a beer

Tonight we will be deleting dad waters

by Alex9974 March 3, 2020

Darcy's Dad

Austrlian slag for Dads leaveing at young
Legit he left 10 years ago to get milk

Wow Your Dad Really Went Darcy's Dad on you

by bruh1290834 May 27, 2021

hip dad

A dad who is so hip that he uses all of cool lingo and knows how to get down with the kids

Hey did you see that hip dad at the party?" "Yea man that dad was swag like a hype beast!"

by Kdawg766633 April 7, 2017