Western Dance

The simple yet elegant twitching-type dance maneuver performed when one finds out that they have been admitted into Western Washington University. It is performed by the dancer first blurting the word, "Western" one time. The dancer then begins twisting the hips sharply in a horizontal direction while rocking the shoulders from side to side, and keeping your hands completely straight (as in The Robot or a karate chop) close to one's chest and jerking them up and down. This dance normally calls for two people, doing the same dance face-to-face.

Person 1: "Dude, Brady just got into Western too!"
Person 2: "I know! I saw him over by the vending machines doin' the Western Dance."

Brady: "...western." (Dancing)

by bennedictus May 19, 2010

doodoo dance

when you try to pull your pants up after shitting but the bottom of your shorts are stuck under the heels of your shoes, causing you to shake one leg at a time while still holding on to your pants to get your shorts free from the bottom of your shoes.

I almost fell in the toilet trying to do the doodoo dance this morning, luckily I got my last foot free before I fell.

by David Rafe September 15, 2010

Testicular dancer

the exact opposite of testicular cancer... When a gay norwiegen dances on your balls.

my nuts hurt from ordering that testicular dancer last night

by rugerandcodie December 16, 2010

Face-Dance

When a girl squats down on some poor fool's face and moves her hips around. It's womankind's eqivalent to tea-bagging.

Zombie Stripper: My boss was totally being a dick to me.
Other Zombie Stripper: Why would you take that from him?
Zombie Stripper: Dont worry, I knocked him on the floor and drowned him with a Face-Dance

by The Man Your Man Wishes He Was March 13, 2011

Willy Dance

When no neck men blow off some steam and cause a mass Facebook humourfest.

Neil had a Willy Dance last night... 300 comments later on Facebook and no one is doing any work!

by Mike@Vault October 30, 2013

kitchen dance

Too many people in the same kitchen space, while they all try and do different things.

Waiting for someone to get out of the way because you need a fork and knife and they need a spoon at the same time. There is no need to apologize because we are all just doing the kitchen dance. Now get out of my way I'm hungry.

Dancing to music in the kitchen.

by brentwood15 January 25, 2014

bullet dance

The violent jerking and twisting that a person does when they are struck by many bullets in rapid succession.

The French Hostage Rescue Team opened fire upon the hostage-taker as he rushed them, causing him to do the bullet dance before dying.

by crazyasafox January 28, 2015