cancer card

What "certain folks" with cancer like to cry to make other people feel bad.

"i tried calling in sick today, but my boss who has a breast disease pulled the cancer card on me, so i came in anyway."

by jwax December 28, 2007

Punk Card

(noun). An imaginary "membership" card to the punk subculture. Punk cards are often referred to by others than the "holder" of said "card,' for presentation and review. Also used to reflect "punk points" - merits and demerits reflecting the actions of the holder, based on others' scrutiny.

Person 1: "I really think capitalism is super cool"

Person 2: "Alright, let's see your punk card - yep that's minus 2 points"

by ryanfromdeland January 3, 2011

slide the v card

to have sex with a virgin

I met this fresh hottie at tha club. We went back to her place and after some fooling around I slid the v card.

by dr. shango August 2, 2003

v card

Someone who has a virgin card. They're a virgin..

I have a v card. Doesn't that suck? I'm a virgin!

by mannequin_xx May 13, 2005

J Card

A figurative card given from a Jewish person to a non-Jewish person allowing them to make Holocaust jokes.

"Man he roasted you like your ancestors."
"You can't say that, you don't have a J Card."

by xSTRAY_SAVAGEx November 16, 2017

Race Card

The accusation that an ethnic minority made unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist. Commonly used by white people to brush off racism.

Jim keeps making us feel bad by playing the race card .

by volley-555 September 19, 2019

business card

To sleep with a girl with whom you obtained or have given a business card to that night.

"I gave her my business card, and I might fax her ass in the morning"

by J.Dubbs April 27, 2006