Claude Giroux

Forward for the Philadelphia Flyers. Man of a Million Moves. Rapes everyone on the ice. He even once ate a kodiak bear with all three of his hands tied behind his back.

Claude Giroux had two goals and two assists against the Senators. He fucking raped that team raw

by LayneStaleyisGod March 11, 2011

Clod

A person who wastes time and resources and is generally useless.

You are a clod.

by Drakeot7 April 11, 2017

cum clouds

Abnormally large, moist flakes of snow.

Eskimoes had 500 terms for snow. Cum clouds was not among them.

"It's not just snowing outside, it's like walking through flying clouds of cum out there! It's all in my hair and shit!"

"Could you imagine if those were real cum clouds??? You'd just be walking and they'd be all flying in your mouth and your eyes!"

by C 2 Shine N C January 14, 2007

Claude moment

To be in a chatroom, but not speaking. Originated by ClaudeMan in davedays chat. http://davedays.com/?page_id=24 Usually without warning (no brb or ttyl).

Katie_is_hardcore:Why isn't Claude talking?
ashrocks20:He never talks for more than 5 minutes.
Katie_is_hardcore:Claude moment!
DoodlePook/Poke: Thats ribbish!
Katie_is_hardcore: hehehhehehehe
Desolate: wth???
Katie_is_hadcore: inside joke
Bella_Cullen(Jazzy): OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT
Katie_is_hardcore: *drools* Jassssperrrr
JAKE: Ikr? Jasper's so hot.

by Katie_is_hardcore December 15, 2008

Marie-Claude

Marie-Claude is a wonderful, a caring and a super nice person. If you have one in your life, you’re pretty lucky and make sure she stays close to you. She’ll always have your back no matter what.

Person 1 : I accidentally dropped a paint jar in the class and Marie-Claude helped me get out of it.
Person 2 : Really?! Wow! I really need a Marie-Claude like yours!

by lolzies13 May 20, 2019

Cloudbreak cannonball

When you shit in your hand and throw it at Stewie.

Man I was working with Stewie today I gave him an awesome cloudbreak cannonball

by :::-) October 24, 2011

Cloudy Cock

When you're cloud watching and you see a cloud shaped like a penis. That's called a cloudy cock

Person 1: "Hey look, that cloud is shaped like a dick"

Person 2: "Haha yeah, it's a cloudy cock"

by cloudycocksRus August 7, 2021